Sunday, March 14, 2010

Change sometimes isn't good...


Last week we were here. Hawaii!



It was windy but wonderful.


Second Honeymoon.


We went to see the "Grand Canyon of the Pacific." Beautiful Canyon. Beautiful Waterfall.

Hiked to a waterfall in the Canyon.


Tried to shelter ourselves from the wind at times. There were winds of 25-30 mph the whole time we were there.


We went to a Luau


Met a chicken family.


Watched the sunrise.


Watched waves crash.


Went on the most beautiful hike I've ever been on.

Chilled with a seal on the beach.





Went snorkeling 4 times. It was my first time snorkeling and i loved it! We went to three different beaches and we loved them all for different reasons. It was so cool to see so many different fish. We saw fish bigger than our head and as tiny as a fingernail. we saw an eel and sea urchins. It was awesome. I would recommend it to anyone.


It also rained at least once a day so we saw plenty of rainbows.


Spouting horn. We saw this on our last day there. It was cool. A hole that the waves have carved out of the rock. When the waves are big it sends a burst of water like this.


Wore sandals the whole time. Wonderful.


We ended our trip with one last sunset and then headed to the airport.


Where they had this sign. You can't bring any fruit but pineapple. Apparently because the "mainland doesn't want Hawaii's fruit flies." (according to the checkpoint guard) David had an Asian pear and they made us eat it before we went through the check point. Do they not realize that the "mainland" imports Asian pears and all the other fruit they're keeping us from bringing? And why is a pineapple the exception to the stupid rule? Lame.


So we spent five days in wonderful Hawaii and then came back to a snowstorm this weekend. Lame. I'm ready for spring. Oh and we both have gotten the stomach flu this week. It hit David the day we got back and then hit me Friday. So not cool. I've developed a new appreciation for food. This stomach flu is not the usual one where you don't feel hungry as long as you're sick. I haven't been able to eat hardly anything and I've been hungry every second. It's horrible. David and i have been talking about all the food we're going to eat when we're better almost non-stop for the past couple days. David is mostly better now and i hope I'm getting close to better. I can't handle it much longer. So yes sometimes change isn't the best thing. From paradise to snow: not great. From healthy to sick: horrible. But we did have a wonderful vacation before we got knocked to the ground this week.


And as always we have this cute doggie to come back to. Today i stayed home from church because my stomach was not feeling up to it. While i was home Ray Ray stuck his head through the cat door we have to the basement (compliments of the previous owner) and started barking at some unseen thing downstairs. He's afraid of the basement so of course there's no way he would actually go all the way through the hole to go really investigate; it's hard enough to get him to come down when we're down there too. Silly Ray Ray.
**List of my lovely foods I've been fantasizing about:
Salad with all the good stuff, raisins, cheese, croutons etc
Baked potato with sour cream
Pizza
Cheesecake
Cottage cheese
Cinnamon Rolls
Macaroni and cheese
Lasagna
Chicken Wings
Grilled cheese (i ate one this afternoon. i just couldn't take the hunger anymore i was starting to get all cranky with David so i thought screw it. It very well may be the death of me tonight and tomorrow but it took the edge off the hunger tonight. Grilled cheese i love you. You saved my life today!)





















Saturday, March 13, 2010

Pregnant women are smug by Garfunkel and Oats

*Disclaimer: To all my pregnant friends, this is not directed at anyone in particular. Just saw it on the Tonight Show last night and thought it was hilarious. You can find the video on YouTube if you want to watch it.

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps
Now that you're pregnant

I can't count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now

Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl?
Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy
Riki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other.
Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.

I can't wait to hear someone say
"Don't care if it's brain dead
Don't care if it's limbless
If it has a penis"

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant

This zen world you're enjoying
Makes you really annoying

Riki: So, is it a boy or girl?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Riki: What you're gonna name it?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Riki: Who's the father?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.

Bitch, I don't really care
I was being polite
Since you have no life now
That you're pregnant

You say you're walking on air
You think that you're glowing
But you've been ho'ing
And now you're pregnant

You're just giving birth now
You're not Mother Earth now

Riki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married. Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.
Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when...
Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless.

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
Now that you're pregnant