Ok so this really is a hilarious site and, lets be honest, i have nothing better to do than...
Peter Pan! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe I spend all my time in front of a computer. Seriously!.
I am absolutely consumed with responding to fanmail, planning my wedding, just generally being a Darling to society in general, my day drifts aimlessly from sun-up to I feel like going to bed. I am smitten. but this damned rock is heavy.
I make a solemn vow if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. You wanna test me? Until my paycheck dawneth..
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